zeldathemes
my mum does all the grocery shopping
18, pansexual, slytherin according to pottermore, hufflepuff by choice, my favourite shows are teen wolf, orphan black, agents of shield and orange is the new black, i also really really love languages, rooibos tea and the film soldier's girl. my favourite musicians are patrick wolf, florence and the machine, fleet foxes, the civil wars and london grammar.
wow, you read all that?
impressive.
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quorgi:

GIVE THEM TO MEEEEEEE

agentsoffitzsimmons:

donniegills:

i wonder if fitz picks out his own clothes or if he has simmons help him

'Fitz no i said we were wearing blue today' 

cross-fiction:

With the new iOS8 update, autocorrect lets me select the intensity of my gayness.

cross-fiction:

With the new iOS8 update, autocorrect lets me select the intensity of my gayness.

binkabonkahankeydoo:

wassup-holmes:

roane72:

counterklock:

Friendly reminder that Old Spice Guy (Isaiah Mustafa) really, really wants to be Luke Cage.

So badly in fact, he made his own teaser trailer.

HOLY SHIT WANT. MARVEL, PAY ATTENTION.

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yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

razputinapuato:

allserbgotohell:

what the fuck is wrong with ths bird why does it have sexy legs for strutting

well you can tell by the way i use my walk that im a womans man no time to hawk

razputinapuato:

allserbgotohell:

what the fuck is wrong with ths bird why does it have sexy legs for strutting

well you can tell by the way i use my walk that im a womans man no time to hawk

kemetic-dreams:

Had to repost!lmao

kemetic-dreams:

Had to repost!lmao

seekingwillow:

priceofliberty:

salon:

Is this a human rights violation?

They’re being forced to risk their lives, so yeah I would say this is a violation of their right to life.

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Everytime I look around, the US Govt, or some part there-of on  State or National level; is finding a way to reintroduce slavery.

They don’t need to reintroduce it, it’s never fully went away, 13th amendment:

Section 1. Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

  #marvel nine nine    #Avengers    #brooklyn nine nine    #funny    #q  
Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.
Melisandre, A Clash of Kings (via incorrectgotquotes)
you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

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pluckyyoungdonna:

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

Listerine enema oh my god

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

musicals-are-punk-rock:

support nonbinary people who aren’t completely androgynous

support femme trans men

support masculine trans women

just because someone doesn’t fit into the stereotype of their identity doesn’t mean they aren’t valid

whycantieatallthesefries:

orbmanson7:

ilikegusbetterinabuttondown:

Childhood movies taught me the most important thing of all: parents aren’t always right and they don’t always know what’s best for you.

look how many notes this thing has

I dont know how many times my mom has said things like that to me.