so I was shopping for underwear online and this appears
??? ??!? ?
the longer I look at it the funnier it gets
now your dick can be the pirate it always wanted to be
The fearless butt pirates we have all heard about.
the newest member of the avengers initiative: Dick Fury
Here, have some tea.
Could I interest you in a slice of cake?
A cup of virgin blood?
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, I take that back, I've actually just run out of cake.
They’re pouring latex on him to make a false chest. So that they can place the arc reactor prop in him and make it legitimately look like it’s embedded in is flesh and with tears and scar tissue. The latex is colored so they can see where they are applying and how thick the layers are. It will then be airbrushed to his skintone and details like nipples scar tissue discoloration will be added.
Here’s that picture
Then the reactor prop is added to the dimple. Basically the latex becomes fake skin and they tear part of the center open to embed it.
Now you can see how realistic it looks.
I cannot express enough how much I love little behind the scenes things like this.
they got paid to do this, too…
makeup artists are my favorite thing ever
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday
thor and loki’s relationship in two sentences
mycroft thought sherlock was in love with irene and he thought sherlock would go back to the drugs when he lost irene. he didn’t.
lo and behold, john gets married and sherlock goes back to the drugs.
what may we deduce about his heart?
Now that I’ve had a few minutes to digest that scene…
I’m actually really, really angry.
It’s not just because Jaime is my favorite character, but because Jaime is (per the books) one of the few men in this series who respects women.
Jaime, who wanted to protect Rhaella from Aerys.
Jaime, who actually grasps that rape is a terrible, terrible thing (“If I were a woman, I’d make them kill me,” he said to Brienne, a line that was included in the show).
Jaime, who actually left when Cersei asked him to leave (even though he “travelled a thousand leagues to get to [her] and lost the best part of [himself] along the way”).
Jaime, who is very intentionally not a rapist because he is supposed to be the archetypical knight in shining armor who believes in chivalry and old-fashioned romance and protecting highborn ladies.
make me choose » allison argent or
elena gilbert(asked by anonymous)
"I just don’t think chopping someone’s head off is cause for a celebration."
Sir Gwaine in every episode - Gwaine 
↳ “If there’s one thing that I learnt from my father’s life, it’s that titles don’t mean anything. It’s what’s inside that counts.”
“you’re like a son to me”
“dad, i am your son”
john to dean winchester
my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him
did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man